1. Opening a window
2. Having a dog around to blame it on
3. Lighting it on fire (depending on the company)
4. Being outside
5. Hoping someone else says something so that they can play the old “He who smelt it, dealt it” card
6. Gas-X
7. Beano
8. Sitting in the pool/tub
9. Eating a little less fiber
10. Excusing themselves from the table
11. Loosening their pants
12. Lighting a match
13. Just letting one rip
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1. Butterscotch candy
2. Grandchildren
3. Naps
4. Driving slowly
5. Early dinner
6. Shuffleboard
7. Florida
8. The good old days
9. High-waisted pants
10. Writing checks
11. Bingo
12. Generic prescription drugs
13. Velcro shoes
14. Golf
15. Wheel of Fortune
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1. Two-for-ones
2. Coupons
3. Top Ramen
4. All-you-can-eat
5. Waiting for the DVD
6. Goodwill
7. Southwest Airlines
8. The supermarket brand
9. Going Dutch
10. Torrenting
11. Happy hour
12. Parking a little farther away
13. Leftovers
14. “Creative” dates
15. When someone else is buying
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1. Unfastening their belts
2. A good long sigh
3. Napping through the rest of the game
4. Pepto Bismol
5. Burping
6. Talking about restarting their diet
7. A cigarette
8. Barfing
9. A nice cup of tea
10. Folksy, home-spun remedies for indigestion
11. Pooping
12. Passing on dessert
13. Sweatpants
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1. A cool breeze
2. Boring movies
3. A few hours to kill
4. Pillows
5. Warm milk
6. White noise
7. Counting sheep
8. Chamomile tea
9. Pajamas
10. Coffee (depending on what they have to do later)
11. Their bed
12. Someone else’s bed
13. Lullabies
14. Yawning
15. “Just resting their eyes”
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1. Dunking basketballs
2. The front seat
3. The last row at the movies
4. The top shelf
5. Casual Male XL
6. Girls in heels
7. Big shoes (usually)
8. The emergency exit row
9. High-ceiling, loft-style apartments
10. Slouching
11. Jokes about “the weather up there”
12. Complaining about back pain
13. Abraham Lincoln
14. The circus (so they can be with the rest of the freaks!)
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